Or I "thought" I would feel bad if/when Hibernian ever won the Scottish Cup while I was alive. Strange thing is ... I actually find myself feeling almost ... well ... pleased for them.
Maybe it's knowing how ending a long wait for the famous old trophy feels ... maybe I'm just mellowing in my middle age.
But, today they DID go and win the Scottish Cup and ... as a result caused me to reset the timer at the bottom of our home page.
And rather than feeling even the slightest bit low ... all I could think to do was congratulate Hibernian FC and all of her fans and staff.
Enjoy your party guys and girls.